Apparently Arby’s Really Does Have “THE MEATS!”
I have always had a soft spot in my heart for Arby’s. It was always the Lisa Simpson…
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Carl’s Jr Strikes Back
As reported here by the fine research team at B.A.R.F, Burger King had been really stepping up…
Burger King is bringing it Whopper Style
Things have been quiet around the B.A.R.F offices as we have been patiently awaiting some big 2016…
We would love to have you over at the house, just not on the same day you call us
If you want to see a family with all their shit together, just make sure you give…
Time to Play Name That Planet
Dear International Astronomical Union (IAU), It has come to my attention that the Kepler Space Telescope has…
What’s Your Holographic Backup Plan?
I recently watched an episode of Saturday Night Live where they ran a fake commercial for a new…
Of Mice and Men and Chuck E Cheese
As my son has slowly gotten older, I have noticed a new trend during his time watching…
Sorry, I don’t believe you when you say you like body cleanses
So recently I joined the ever growing group of idiots who somehow decided that doing a body…
At KFC, the hits just keep on coming
So it has come to my attention that KFC is out with yet another food item that…