Carl’s Jr Strikes Back

As reported here by the fine research team at B.A.R.F, Burger King had been really stepping up…

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Dear International Astronomical Union (IAU), It has come to my attention that the Kepler Space Telescope has…

As my son has slowly gotten older, I have noticed a new trend during his time watching…

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The new Star Wars movie is fast approaching and with each new clip and trailer, my hard…

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This Ashley Madison hack has really brought me some solid entertainment and sweet, sweet, schadenfreude over the…

I have never really been a big fan of going to the grocery store. The horrible parking…

I recently took a cross country flight with my family, consisting a wife who can’t stand to…

As a society I feel we have put up with tons of bullshit from hipsters. Their constant…

During my time working for B.A.R.F (Bureau for the Analysis of Ridiculous Foodstuffs), I have learned many…

Its been a tough couple weeks in the Beardface household as we are preparing to put our…

I was at the grocery store near my work picking up a few things for lunch. I…

The other day I was driving around our neighborhood with my wife and we began our normal…