Carl’s Jr Strikes Back
As reported here by the fine research team at B.A.R.F, Burger King had been really stepping up…
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Burger King is bringing it Whopper Style
Things have been quiet around the B.A.R.F offices as we have been patiently awaiting some big 2016…
We would love to have you over at the house, just not on the same day you call us
If you want to see a family with all their shit together, just make sure you give…
Time to Play Name That Planet
Dear International Astronomical Union (IAU), It has come to my attention that the Kepler Space Telescope has…
What’s Your Holographic Backup Plan?
I recently watched an episode of Saturday Night Live where they ran a fake commercial for a new…
Of Mice and Men and Chuck E Cheese
As my son has slowly gotten older, I have noticed a new trend during his time watching…
My Son the Budding Nudist
Chaos would probably be the best word to describe parenting a 5 year old boy. Getting out…
Hey NASA, I am Ready to Be an Astronaut
Dear NASA, I noticed via social media that you are now opening up your recruitment process for…
Star Wars and Goodies
The new Star Wars movie is fast approaching and with each new clip and trailer, my hard…
Sorry, I don’t believe you when you say you like body cleanses
So recently I joined the ever growing group of idiots who somehow decided that doing a body…
The Josh Duggar Collapse Continues
This Ashley Madison hack has really brought me some solid entertainment and sweet, sweet, schadenfreude over the…
Self Checkout Needs Some Kind of User Screening Process
I have never really been a big fan of going to the grocery store. The horrible parking…
Hey Air Travel, What the Hell Happened to You??
I recently took a cross country flight with my family, consisting a wife who can’t stand to…
Beard Transplants exist and hipsters rejoice
As a society I feel we have put up with tons of bullshit from hipsters. Their constant…
Everything is better with bacon…well, mostly everything
During my time working for B.A.R.F (Bureau for the Analysis of Ridiculous Foodstuffs), I have learned many…
Selling your house sucks and other irritating things
Its been a tough couple weeks in the Beardface household as we are preparing to put our…
You have sick days for a reason. Use them!
I was at the grocery store near my work picking up a few things for lunch. I…
TV Review: CSI Cyber
So the wife and I sat down and watched the Pilot of CSI: Cyber, the latest in…
It’s Good to Be King…at least that is what I am told
The other day I was driving around our neighborhood with my wife and we began our normal…
At KFC, the hits just keep on coming
So it has come to my attention that KFC is out with yet another food item that…