Apparently Arby’s Really Does Have “THE MEATS!”
I have always had a soft spot in my heart for Arby’s. It was always the Lisa Simpson…
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Carl’s Jr Strikes Back
As reported here by the fine research team at B.A.R.F, Burger King had been really stepping up…
Burger King is bringing it Whopper Style
Things have been quiet around the B.A.R.F offices as we have been patiently awaiting some big 2016…
Sorry, I don’t believe you when you say you like body cleanses
So recently I joined the ever growing group of idiots who somehow decided that doing a body…
Self Checkout Needs Some Kind of User Screening Process
I have never really been a big fan of going to the grocery store. The horrible parking…
Everything is better with bacon…well, mostly everything
During my time working for B.A.R.F (Bureau for the Analysis of Ridiculous Foodstuffs), I have learned many…
Selling your house sucks and other irritating things
Its been a tough couple weeks in the Beardface household as we are preparing to put our…
At KFC, the hits just keep on coming
So it has come to my attention that KFC is out with yet another food item that…