Apparently Arby’s Really Does Have “THE MEATS!”
I have always had a soft spot in my heart for Arby’s. It was always the Lisa Simpson…
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Burger King is bringing it Whopper Style
Things have been quiet around the B.A.R.F offices as we have been patiently awaiting some big 2016…
We would love to have you over at the house, just not on the same day you call us
If you want to see a family with all their shit together, just make sure you give…
What’s Your Holographic Backup Plan?
I recently watched an episode of Saturday Night Live where they ran a fake commercial for a new…
Of Mice and Men and Chuck E Cheese
As my son has slowly gotten older, I have noticed a new trend during his time watching…
My Son the Budding Nudist
Chaos would probably be the best word to describe parenting a 5 year old boy. Getting out…
Hey NASA, I am Ready to Be an Astronaut
Dear NASA, I noticed via social media that you are now opening up your recruitment process for…
Star Wars and Goodies
The new Star Wars movie is fast approaching and with each new clip and trailer, my hard…
Sorry, I don’t believe you when you say you like body cleanses
So recently I joined the ever growing group of idiots who somehow decided that doing a body…
Hey Air Travel, What the Hell Happened to You??
I recently took a cross country flight with my family, consisting a wife who can’t stand to…
Selling your house sucks and other irritating things
Its been a tough couple weeks in the Beardface household as we are preparing to put our…
It’s Good to Be King…at least that is what I am told
The other day I was driving around our neighborhood with my wife and we began our normal…